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INTP. Wordsmith. Armchair scholar. ๐พ IT services since 2013. Digital privacy advocate since 2018.
Composing
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original music since 2008!
2020 onward is 
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Music should be free to consume and enjoy!
Amateaur designer, photographer, typographer, videographer. ๐จ Art for fun, not social commentary or money.
๐ 2025.04.22
[Benefits] : When your coworkers are better benefits than what your job offers:
๐ 2025.04.21
["Inflation"] : Switch 2 something else...
๐ 2025.04.21
[Why ๐๐ฑ๐๐พ๐ฏ?] : Because it's cool and easy to write.
Always leave things in better shape than you found them.
๐ 2025.02.28
[ORB] : Finally found a name for my personal bible project: Iโm working on my Open Research Bible!
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2025.02.22
[Document Nation!] : The most important part of every job is documentation
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2024.10.29
[self://about] : Not your typical X-Man
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2024.10.18
[Fossil SCM's CLI] : Currently covers ticketing and wiki functionality only
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2024.10.13
[The Royal Game] : Ur.... part 1
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2024.10.11
[Internet Archive Breach] : This makes me wonder why organizations don't just encrypt and salt usernames/emails used to login, then just have a table of emails to spam folks with stuff? Yeah, it's complicated, but yeah, you have an obligation to protect customer data. If a hacker has a plaintext email, the data is NOT safe, regardless of encryption method.
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2024.09.26
[A Legandary Wife] : You know your wife is a wife of legend when she secretly buys you the new Zelda game on its release date!
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2024.09.23
[Tubi] : If you want a free, streaming idea of what I grew up watching, you can find 47-60% of it on Tubi
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2024.09.20
[My Religious Bias] : It's important to read source texts in their original language.
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2024.09.19
[AI is for Lemmings] : /Aษช/ am Done with AI, A'ight?
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2024.09.17
[ITS is a Bad Thing] : If people know you exist, then you're doing your job wrong, they should never need you!
๐ฌ 2024.09.17
Always adapt
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2024.09.16
[Hatty Sim Week!] :
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2024.09.14
[SSH and SFTP] : The ultimate cloud setup for minimalists!
2024.04.28
[The New Abnormal] : The fringe is becoming the norm
2024.04.11
๐๐ต ๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ฒ ยท๐๐ช๐ ๐๐ต ๐ณ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฟ ๐ข๐ฆ๐ค ๐ฃ๐จ๐ ๐ค๐ฒ๐ โ ๐๐ณ๐ค๐ฐ๐ ๐๐จ๐ ยท๐๐ช๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ผ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฟ ๐ค๐ฆ๐ ยท๐๐ง๐๐ต๐ฉ ๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฟ ๐ข๐ฆ๐ค ๐ฃ๐จ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ผ๐ฏ๐ณ๐ค ๐ค๐ฒ๐ โ
2024.02.05
[Magical World] : We drive metal chariots that move themselves, communicate across the world through glass boxes, and can turn text into images. We live in a literal world of magic!
2023.12.31
[Starting the New Year off Right] : Futurama is the only show to ring in the new year
2023.12.26
[Hatty New Year!] : 🎩 that tree!
2023.09.02
Simplicity sires success!
2023.08.30
[Hatty Burfday 2U] : Because every day is someone's birthday!
2023.08.30
[ๆฅๆฌ่ช] :
ๆฅๆฌ่ชใฏใจใฆใๅชใใใงใใ It's the most polite language to ever exist!
2023.08.24
[Polski] : Polish is the only language where you can beatbox and it still be a valid scentance.
2023.08.17
[Good Ghandi!] : Ghandi once said "Be the change you want to see in the world!" No wonder it stinks, nobody wants to change! I at least change my clothes once a day, sometimes 0.468 times a day.
2023.08.07
[fsck] : I do not see the point in fsck without -p, it simply bricks your filesystem no matter what. It should be called fsbrick instead...
2023.06.01
[כשר לפסח] : How can juice be considered "kosher for passover"?! Is the pulp secretly a filler made of leavened bread?
2023.04.04
[That Squatchy Stank] : Look out Elon, there's a new musk in town
2023.02.10
[FadGPT] : ChatGPT is highly overrated. It's your typical corporate chatbot but is verbose enough to trick you into thinking it's highly capable. It's practically me from college.
2023.02.08
[Bigger Tech] : OpenAI is the new Google
2023.01.10
[Chocoholics Anonymous] : Life is like a box of chocolates .htmash; dark and saturated with sugar
2023.01.07
[Milking Honey] : Talk about flowing with milk and honey....
2022.12.09
[From BS to MS...] : I have been re-admitted into the asylum of my own free will; may the Lord keep me from getting PhD, or "pretty high and deep"
2022.12.09
I don't submit to peer pressure, peer pressure submits to me...
2022.11.09
[Election Results] : High income = Low information voter
2022.10.11
[Not So Super, Bro...] : Saw the 2023 Super Mario Bros movie trailer. I'm not impressed...
2022.10.03
[Colourful] : Of Colour is still one of the best bands ever
2022.09.23
[Home] : I might get back...
2022.09.22
[It' Dangerous to Go Alone...] : You see the links? Copy them to share some crap you find worth linking to!
2022.09.19
[Remember...] : Terry, I do this in rememberance of thee!
2022.09.16
[Gone with the Schwinn] : Finally had to fix up my bike. New tires, inner tubes, gear shifts, and brakes. I can ride in more than 2nd (4th) gear now!
2022.09.12
[Beware] : Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. Those that suck, preach. Beware those that preach whilst they teach.
2022.09.09
The official founder of the word "substrival"
2022.09.09
[Substrival] : I have created the derivative word "substrival", an adjective meaning "possessing the traits of under-striving". Example: "Most people in today's field of research are substrival at best and a waste of government funds at worst."
2022.09.01
[Wow] : I can't see how people are surprised that Google spies on people. I mean, the name is literally comprised of the words "Go" and "Ogle"...
2022.08.16
[Murry Khan] : Corporations corrupted me, republicans ruined me, and democrats destroyed me. What am I?
2022.08.10
[Mucho Burro En Los Tres] : The "los tres amigos" restaurant has a history of having their underage children working registers and serving alcohol, whilst charging a $0.25 takeout fee for each item you order. Please, go to a more reputable joint for your food...
2022.08.07
[Bloated] : Debloating your phone is only something that you can do with Android. iPhones whon't let you do that. Flip phones are the best.
2022.07.08
[Sayonara] : Saddened to hear that Shinzo Abe, a great leader, was murdered while giving a speech. He was a great inspiration not only in Japan but among the world. He was taken too soon and it weighs heavy on my heart.
2022.07.03
[Anon] : Anonyminity isn't about being invisible, it's about hiding in plain sight!
2022.06.28
[Vote] : To my local Jersey County folks: I disrespectfully announce my candidacy for whatever positions are available on your ballot. Please remember to write-in a vote for me wherever possible! A vote for me is a vote for ~~tyrrany~~ MEdiocraty!
2022.06.27
[Politics] : Politics is the worst form of mental illness
2022.06.18
[Deviancy] : Pride is sin, humility is virtue. Merit should be celebrated.
2022.06.17
[Optimal Stupidity] : Human reproduction should be viewed as gross negligence
2022.06.15
[MD -> HTML -> MD??] : W-wait... what about a CSS library to make Markdown-parsed HTML appear like Markdown? But Y tho?!
2022.06.12
[Session] : Like Signal, but with a green-black color theme, no need for phone numbers, built atop its own onion router with a side of blockchain technology for running an alleged sybil-resistant network... so Signal++
2022.05.18
Keep Pushing, You're Closer than You Think...
2022.05.18
[Southern Hospitality] : Southerners are much kinder, more outgoing, and generally more hospitable than Northerners, which is most unexpected and a breath of fresh air. Southern Hospitality is definitely a thang, y'all...
2022.05.11
[SUSE hassen der Juden] : Some things never seem to change, unfortunately... Das ist schlimm
2022.05.10
[Polocaltics] : Nothing like coming home to an unwanted, unsolicited, and unannounced political sign being shoved in your yard
2022.05.09
Consummating...
2022.05.09
[7 Minutes in Heaven] : I was recently pronounced a heavenly guy, certified by clergy
2022.04.28
[Squirrles] : Squirrels are like the kleptomaniacs of the small animal world with how they battle with birds over random seeds
2022.04.27
[Pain in the Gas] : Can't tell what's worse, hellzburg dieamonds (sic) or the moron that approved the modern gas can design...
2022.04.27
Making People Paranoid Since...
2022.04.26
[Tox] : End-to-end encrypted and peer-to-peer messenger
2022.04.25
Spanning the Globe...
2022.04.25
[OpenBSD] : Minimal, Secure, UNIX-like Operating System
2021.02.03
My, how the internet has changed...
2021.01.29
Alt-App of the day: Mastadon, a federated alternative to micro-blogging platforms like facebook and twitter. The git repo's code of conduct is cringe, but if that's the only fault then it's worth a shot!
https://joinmastadon.org
2021.01.28
Alt-App of the day: FreeNet, an open-source, P2P-based concept for a personal internet between all FreeNet clients or specific ones that you know and trust.
https://freenetproject.org
2021.01.27
Alt-App of the day: Minds...
https://minds.com
2021.01.26
Alt-App of the day: StoryFire, a closed-source alternative to YouTube that merges familiar concepts with cryptocurrencies and twitter feeds. It will go offline on 2021-02-01. Stay Lit, Firebugs!
https://storyfire.com
2021.01.25
Alt-App of the day: Jitsi, an open-source video conferencing app like Zoom that can be done via Java-based client, self-hosted, or used on the web for free.
https://jitsi.org
2021.01.24
Alt-App of the day: LBRY, a blockchain-based and decentralized app that acts as a protocol for multimedia content, giving you cryptocurrency for interacting with the platform.
https://lbry.com
2021.01.23
Alt-App of the day: Session, a decentralized, encrypted private messenger app like Signal but works without a central server or phone number.
https://getsession.org
2017.03.02
A Home to Rest Your Hat!
